thelastasiantimelord:

    son-of-mercury:

    theramen:

    starry-dawn:

    merrymethods:

    That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

    CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

    S-sir? Sir, what are you-

    Sir, are you-

    Sir, please stop.

    Sir

    Are you okay?

    I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

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    (Source: 01012012)

    • 4 months ago
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    upperstories:

    micabell:

    Well, I haven’t been online much lately ‘cause of midterms and stuff, but I noticed this and just had to post it.

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    What is that on that bulletin board behind ya, Ralph? 

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    HOLY-

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    • 4 months ago
    • 29235

    that-girl-next-door:

    carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

    maaaagicc:

    youmakejohnlaugh:

    linksys and 0387830001 just enjoyin the show

    OMG. YOU LIVE NEAR ME.

    LINKSYS IS MY NEIGHBOORHOOD WIFI 

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    EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. INCLUDING THE COMMENT. <3

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    • 301024

    doctordonna10:

    keefisawesome:

    no-riarty:

    demonsanddragons:

    darcywho:

    harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

    chasexjackson:

    THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

    my god, we’re all Ross.

    Excuse you.

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    Excuse you

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    hey hey guys hey

    hey guys

    i think you’ll find

    we’re all

    friends

    here.

    OH MY DON’T

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    • 4 months ago
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    I think it’s nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.

    Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.

    (Source: flay-otters)

    • 4 months ago
    • 153904

    Ten Relationship Words That Aren't Translatable Into English

    Mamihlapinatapei (Yagan, an indigenous language of Tierra del Fuego): The wordless yet meaningful look shared by two people who desire to initiate something, but are both reluctant to start.
    Yuanfen (Chinese): A relationship by fate or destiny. This is a complex concept. It draws on principles of predetermination in Chinese culture, which dictate relationships, encounters and affinities, mostly among lovers and friends.
    Cafuné (Brazilian Portuguese): The act of tenderly running your fingers through someone's hair.
    Retrouvailles (French): The happiness of meeting again after a long time.
    Ilunga (Bantu): A person who is willing to forgive abuse the first time; tolerate it the second time, but never a third time.
    La Douleur Exquise (French): The heart-wrenching pain of wanting someone you can’t have.
    Koi No Yokan (Japanese): The sense upon first meeting a person that the two of you are going to fall into love.
    Ya’aburnee (Arabic): “You bury me.” It’s a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person, because of how difficult it would be to live without them.
    Forelsket: (Norwegian): The euphoria you experience when you’re first falling in love.
    Saudade (Portuguese): The feeling of longing for someone that you love and is lost. Another linguist describes it as a "vague and constant desire for something that does not and probably cannot exist."
    asdgjhgajdsfw: (English) Of American origin, this word is used to describe something when you are unable to "can"
    • 4 months ago
    • 96018

    thatsexyblog:

    perfect human beings are perfect.

    (Source: lustgood)

    • 4 months ago
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    thesciencellama:

13 Must See Stargazing Events for 2013— Listed In Chronological Order 
1) January 21 — Very Close Moon/Jupiter Conjunction
A waxing gibbous moon (78% illuminated) will pass within less than a degree to the south of Jupiter high in the evening sky. Your closed fist held out at arms length covers 10 degrees. These two wont get that close again until 2026.
2) February 2-23 — Best Evening View of Mercury
The planet Mercury will be far enough away from the glare of the Sun to be visible in the Western sky after sunset. It will be at its brightest on the 16th and dim quickly afterwards. On the 8th it will skim by the much dimmer planet Mars by about 0.4 degrees.
3) March 10-24 — Comet PANSTARRS at its best
First discovered in 2011, this comet should be coming back around for about 2 weeks. It will be visible low in the northwest sky after sunset. Here are some sources predicting what the comets may look like in the sky; 1, 2
4) April 25 — Partial Lunar Eclipse
A very minor, partial lunar eclipse (not visible in North America) where only about 2 percent of the moon’s diameter will be inside the dark shadow of the Earth.
5) May 9 — Annular Eclipse of the Sun (“Ring of Fire” Eclipse)
It will be visible in Northern Australia and parts of Papua New Guinea but mostly within the Pacific Ocean. See all the solar eclipse paths for 2001-2020 here.
6) May 24-30 — Dance of the Planets
Mercury, Venus and Jupiter will seemingly dance between each other in the twilight sky just after sunset as they will change their positions from one evening to the next. Venus will be the brightest of all, six times brighter than Jupiter.
7) June 23 — Biggest Full Moon of 2013
It will be the biggest full moon because the moon will be the closest to the Earth at this time making it a ‘supermoon’ and the tides will be affected as well creating exceptionally high and low tides for the next few days.
8) August 12 — Perseid Meteor Shower
One of the best and most reliable meteor showers of the year producing upwards of 90 meteors per hour provided the sky is dark. This year the moon won’t be in the way as much as it will set during the evening leaving the rest of the night dark. Here is a useful dark-sky finder tool.
9) October 18 — Penumbral Eclipse of the Moon
Visible mostly in Asia, Europe and Africa, at this time the 76% of the moon will be covered by the penumbral shadow of the Earth.
10) November 3 — Hybrid Eclipse of the Sun
A Hybrid Eclipse meaning, along its path, the eclipse will turn from Annular to Total and in this case most of the path will appear to be Total as there will be a slight ring of sunlight visible near the beginning of the track. This one will begin in the Atlantic (near the East Coast of the U.S.) and travel through Africa. See the path here. The greatest eclipse (with 100 seconds of totality) will appear in Liberia, near the West Coast of Africa.
11) Mid-November through December — Comet ISON
The second comet this year, ISON, could potentially be visible in broad daylight as it reaches its closest point to the Sun. It will reach that point on November 28 and it is close enough to the Sun to be categorized as a ‘Sungrazer’. Afterwards it will travel towards Earth (passing by within 40 million miles) a month later.
12) All of December — Dazzling Venus
The brightest planet of them all will shine a few hours after sundown in the Southwestern sky and for about 1.5 hours approaching New Years Eve. Around December 5th, a crescent moon will pass above the planet and the next night Venus will be at its brightest and wont be again until 2021.
13) December 13-14 — Geminid Meteor Shower
This is another great (if not the best) annual meteor shower. This year put on a show at about 120 meteors per hour and in 2013 it won’t be much different so expect another fantastic show. However, the moon - as it is a few days before full phase - will be in the way for most of the night obscuring some of the fainter meteors. You might have to stay up in the early morning hours (4am) to catch the all the meteors it has to offer. If you missed 2012’s Geminid Meteor Shower, here are some great photo-sets; 1, 2, 3
*The gif is of a total solar eclipse, from this video

    thesciencellama:

    13 Must See Stargazing Events for 2013
    — Listed In Chronological Order 

    1) January 21 — Very Close Moon/Jupiter Conjunction

    A waxing gibbous moon (78% illuminated) will pass within less than a degree to the south of Jupiter high in the evening sky. Your closed fist held out at arms length covers 10 degrees. These two wont get that close again until 2026.

    2) February 2-23 — Best Evening View of Mercury

    The planet Mercury will be far enough away from the glare of the Sun to be visible in the Western sky after sunset. It will be at its brightest on the 16th and dim quickly afterwards. On the 8th it will skim by the much dimmer planet Mars by about 0.4 degrees.

    3) March 10-24 — Comet PANSTARRS at its best

    First discovered in 2011, this comet should be coming back around for about 2 weeks. It will be visible low in the northwest sky after sunset. Here are some sources predicting what the comets may look like in the sky; 1, 2

    4) April 25 — Partial Lunar Eclipse

    A very minor, partial lunar eclipse (not visible in North America) where only about 2 percent of the moon’s diameter will be inside the dark shadow of the Earth.

    5) May 9 — Annular Eclipse of the Sun (“Ring of Fire” Eclipse)

    It will be visible in Northern Australia and parts of Papua New Guinea but mostly within the Pacific Ocean. See all the solar eclipse paths for 2001-2020 here.

    6) May 24-30 — Dance of the Planets

    Mercury, Venus and Jupiter will seemingly dance between each other in the twilight sky just after sunset as they will change their positions from one evening to the next. Venus will be the brightest of all, six times brighter than Jupiter.

    7) June 23 — Biggest Full Moon of 2013

    It will be the biggest full moon because the moon will be the closest to the Earth at this time making it a ‘supermoon’ and the tides will be affected as well creating exceptionally high and low tides for the next few days.

    8) August 12 — Perseid Meteor Shower

    One of the best and most reliable meteor showers of the year producing upwards of 90 meteors per hour provided the sky is dark. This year the moon won’t be in the way as much as it will set during the evening leaving the rest of the night dark. Here is a useful dark-sky finder tool.

    9) October 18 — Penumbral Eclipse of the Moon

    Visible mostly in Asia, Europe and Africa, at this time the 76% of the moon will be covered by the penumbral shadow of the Earth.

    10) November 3 — Hybrid Eclipse of the Sun

    A Hybrid Eclipse meaning, along its path, the eclipse will turn from Annular to Total and in this case most of the path will appear to be Total as there will be a slight ring of sunlight visible near the beginning of the track. This one will begin in the Atlantic (near the East Coast of the U.S.) and travel through Africa. See the path here. The greatest eclipse (with 100 seconds of totality) will appear in Liberia, near the West Coast of Africa.

    11) Mid-November through December — Comet ISON

    The second comet this year, ISON, could potentially be visible in broad daylight as it reaches its closest point to the Sun. It will reach that point on November 28 and it is close enough to the Sun to be categorized as a ‘Sungrazer’. Afterwards it will travel towards Earth (passing by within 40 million miles) a month later.

    12) All of December — Dazzling Venus

    The brightest planet of them all will shine a few hours after sundown in the Southwestern sky and for about 1.5 hours approaching New Years Eve. Around December 5th, a crescent moon will pass above the planet and the next night Venus will be at its brightest and wont be again until 2021.

    13) December 13-14 — Geminid Meteor Shower

    This is another great (if not the best) annual meteor shower. This year put on a show at about 120 meteors per hour and in 2013 it won’t be much different so expect another fantastic show. However, the moon - as it is a few days before full phase - will be in the way for most of the night obscuring some of the fainter meteors. You might have to stay up in the early morning hours (4am) to catch the all the meteors it has to offer. If you missed 2012’s Geminid Meteor Shower, here are some great photo-sets; 1, 2, 3

    *The gif is of a total solar eclipse, from this video

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    Happy car wash? (at Withlacoochee River Trail)

    • 4 months ago